I'm watching Sleeping Beauty. And it's not the Disney version. It's not even for kids.
I can see why it's only 2.25 stars.
TV period shows have better makeup and costuming. And better writing and acting.
TV shows even have a bigger horseflesh budget; this poor prince has a cute, but shaggy posse of ponies.
Any adherence to the laws of physics is pretty questionable, too. I mean, just how likely is it that paper scraps would survive in a bird's nest for 100 years and still be legible?
Okay maybe it is magic. It is a fairytale after all.
The best two things about the movie?
Surprisingly decent CGI/special effects.
And Olivia D'Abo.
Worth watching? No, but I did. That's what a fairytale fetish gets you I guess.