Did you really think that I was filling the water reservoir in the lunchroom Keurig so that you could make a cup of coffee? Really? Wait your turn.
Vincent does not get enough exercise time on Beauty and the Beast. And if someone could hide his exercise shirts, that would be great.
Does the "Terrible Twos" ever end? Because I think that there's some kind of Richter scale thing going on with the age, here. Maybe it's easier to be sassy when your vocabulary is bigger. . .
Wake up early for exercise, or for sexercise? Yeah, I picked that one, too.
Only three hundred more pages to go, and I can read other books!
Make "special surprise inside" cupcakes with your three-year-old, don't get upset about any mess that ensues, enjoy your time together, and then watch said child pick apart the cupcake to get at the chocolate egg inside. Throw out the actual cupcake.
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