I've been mixing Hubby's real coffee beans with my decaf coffee beans for that right amount of caffeine. You know it; it's that amount right in between "I'm just pretending that I need to wake up" and "Hey!-Whatchyadoin'?Huh?Haveyouseenmyglasses?DidyouhaveagoodweekendIdid.Igotthatreportdonealreadydidyougetyourworkdone?Okaywellgottago!"
You know what I found at the store today? Kicking Horse has a HALF-Decaf coffee!
You know what it's called?
Yeah, baby. That's right in between pretending that you're going to do something productive today, and being an annoying overachiever.